The psychic of the group, Dave J Harper has had a chequered life. He was born on May 14th 1985, making him the oldest and wisest of the troupe. The event of his birth was a landmark in history. Never before had anyone quite like Harper graced this Earth.
His career in comedy began relatively late at the age of 11, when he was sick in the school assembly. Encouraged by the laugh, he shit on the headmaster as a punchline.
Through the laughter, Mr John Large, headteacher of Great Wyrley High School, said, "This chap has a wonderful comedic career ahead of him."
And he did. It was a year later when he met his writing partner, Chris J Stokes. An amusing misunderstanding led to Stokes beating the crap out of Harper, and then shitting on him for a punchline.
His brand of comedy was not for all tastes and he was praised and criticized equally.
Then, one day when he was 15, he thought he would try cooking something and absent mindedly left the gas on. When he came to he, he found he had the ability to see into the future as far as 2005 and foresaw a string of relatively successful comedy plays as part of a group called The Boycott Deathtrap.
He also awoke with piles.
He formed the Deathtrap and continued his unique brand of humour. He currently resides in Cheslyn Hay and is married for the fourth time (who could forget his brief liaison with Avril Lavigne?) to his long-term partner Steph.
He has no children as they were taken off him and his long term ambition is to receive a telegram from the monarch on his 100th birthday.
Profile of a Lunatic #2
Name - Dave J Harper
D.o.B - 14/05/1985
D.o.D - 13/05/2085
Number of Penguin Sanctuaries - 1
Joined the Deathtrap - September 2001
Left the Deathtrap - 13/08/2015
Amount of Aubergine Farms - 1
Favourite Film - Leon
Favourite Food - Aubergine
Favourite Drink - Unleaded
Likes - Steph and Success
Dislikes - Avril and Failure
Words of wisdom - "New Zealand."
Stephen Male Assessment System Judgement- "The Unnerving One"
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